MANIFEST HOLIDAZE
Cupid's Nasty Rash
Fifty+ Reasons to Go Celibate This Valentine's Day
Staff & Friends // 02.11.04


ASK DR. WRATH
"Is It OK to Hate Valentine's Day?"
Our Resident Advice Columnist on the Beauty of Pure Hatred
Dr. Yamantaka Wrath // 02.11.04


TRANSFORM!
The Britney Bodhisattva
Impersonal Confessions of a Teenage Celibate
Meera Francois // 02.11.04


MR. MONASTERY
Don't Wanna Be a Playa No More
Ghetto-Fabulous and Celibate at Age Twenty-Four
C.J. Smith // 02.11.04


EMILIO'S WORLD
How I Married a Disco Dancer
Forced Celibacy at a State Institution
Emilio Martinez // 02.11.04

THE HOME TEAM
Forget Brooklyn
A Hymn to the Windy City (Told in Three Voices)
Matthew Dallman // 02.03.04


TM SPORTSLINE
CBS Uncensored!
Reject Ads from Superbowl XXXVIII
Paul Salamone // 02.03.04


THE WORK FILE
Tow Truck Apathy
The Existential Malaise of Hauling People out of Ditches
Brian Trzeciak // 02.03.04


LAUNCHPADS
The Rock Room Retreat
An iMac, a house plant, and the Ever-Present
Marco Morelli // 02.03.04

EDITORIAL
The Beer Gauntlet
Rights, responsibility, and an alternative solution to drunk driving.
Paul Salamone // 01.27.04


ULTIMATE FRISBEE
Le Petit Mort
Krishnamurti and the Art of Orgasm.
Jenn Frisbee // 01.27.04


MR. MONASTERY
Jesu the Guru
A young seminarian reflects on the union of East, West, Up and Down.
C.J. Smith // 01.27.04

NO DRIVER
Buddhist Taxicab Confessions
Part 1: Magic Mountain Sex Adventure.
Dave Purus // 01.20.04

THE SCENE
Mars Bars
A guide to the dynamic spiral of Red Planet nightlife.
Staff // 01.13.04